Just a Little Evening Vent
Sometimes I just want to scream. Sometimes I just can't take it anymore. Sometimes Hubby just drives me in-sane. It's just little things, but when they are all together it is truly maddening.
Like when the dogs want in or out....I am busy, painting, cooking, whatever, I am busy. He is not and he is closer to the door. He doesn't hear them, or ignores them and I have to stop what I am doing and let them in. Oh, did I mention he is just sitting there watching tv?
Or when he is watching a movie and comments on every move the characters make. They should do this....they have guns, they should shoot that dinosaur, they should run over there, not there....IT'S A MOVIE DAMMIT. WHO CARES?
Or he tells me one thing, then turns around and tells his family something else. Oh it will be something stupid too, like he'll tell me "I don't like the smell of dog shit." Then he'll tell his family that nothing smells better than dog poop.
Or he'll say he wants to eat healthier and lose some weight. Good for him....but then he eats EVERYTHING in sight. Everything. And those damn almonds that he eats all the time. The crunching of those is enough to drive you mad. Or the canned sardines....or the garlic hot sauce that he puts on everything and gives him terrible morning breath.
Yes, I am a little stressed. Like he told me a half hour ago he was going to go to bed because he was whooped. Good, I thought, I can get something done. And then he proceeded to NOT go to bed, NOT let the dogs in, EAT for 30 minutes AND argue with the movie. Please, go to bed already....I need a break! (and a mudslide)
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Like when the dogs want in or out....I am busy, painting, cooking, whatever, I am busy. He is not and he is closer to the door. He doesn't hear them, or ignores them and I have to stop what I am doing and let them in. Oh, did I mention he is just sitting there watching tv?
Or when he is watching a movie and comments on every move the characters make. They should do this....they have guns, they should shoot that dinosaur, they should run over there, not there....IT'S A MOVIE DAMMIT. WHO CARES?
Or he tells me one thing, then turns around and tells his family something else. Oh it will be something stupid too, like he'll tell me "I don't like the smell of dog shit." Then he'll tell his family that nothing smells better than dog poop.
Or he'll say he wants to eat healthier and lose some weight. Good for him....but then he eats EVERYTHING in sight. Everything. And those damn almonds that he eats all the time. The crunching of those is enough to drive you mad. Or the canned sardines....or the garlic hot sauce that he puts on everything and gives him terrible morning breath.
Yes, I am a little stressed. Like he told me a half hour ago he was going to go to bed because he was whooped. Good, I thought, I can get something done. And then he proceeded to NOT go to bed, NOT let the dogs in, EAT for 30 minutes AND argue with the movie. Please, go to bed already....I need a break! (and a mudslide)
And now back to our regularly scheduled
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5 brave soul(s) wrote in the dust:
When my Superhubby watches tv he watches a show until a commercial comes on then changes channels. He watches something else until a commercial then changes again....but he NEVER GOES BACK TO SEE HOW A SHOW ENDS (unless it has a lot of young girls in bikinis.) Drives me absolutely nuts.
I have noticed as my kids get older and have a little life of their own I spend more time with my husband....we do a few more things together and hopefully when my 17 year old leaves we will be back on track.
I saw a couple on tv the other day that had been married a long time and were getting bored so they had s*x for 101 straight days...said it made them turn off the tv and talk to each other.
Oh geez....I cannot even imagine.
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Sometimes I wish Beloved would go into another room and just watch television while I'm doing something. He has this driving need to HELP. In fact, he "helps" so much that I've been tempted to punch him in the nose.
NO - don't take the lid off of the rice and stir it while it cooks!
I JUST turned that over - it needs to cook on THIS side now!
DON'T open the oven or the cake will fall!
I'm so thrilled you're interested in my business but THIS is what the client wants; since they are paying me, THEY get the black background with the white text and the bright purple banner, even if YOU don't like it.
Oh, and Katy - I haven't watched an entire television program due to Beloved's obsessive channel surfing for YEARS.
Men - you can't live with them, you can't tie a cinder block to their legs and throw them in a river.
Stumbled onto your blog and love it!
Your rant about your hubby is funny stuff! Men hear what they want and only what they want.
I can use a mudslide if you're making one!!
Hallie :)
don't you know men can't do more than one thing at a time, If he is watching TV the dogs just don't exist!
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