I Live With a Serial Killer
(how's that for a title? wonder how many hits I'll get with that....)
Along with our 2 dogs, we have a cat. Peanut is his name and he is going on 3 years old, I think. Yeah, he's cute.
Along with our 2 dogs, we have a cat. Peanut is his name and he is going on 3 years old, I think. Yeah, he's cute.
Look at those eyes....he doesn't look like a killer, does he? You would never guess he is a serial killer.The past month Peanut has really honed his skills. I've had to dispose of a mourning dove, baby bird (maybe 2 of those), NUMEROUS small rodents (mice, moles, shrews) AND a small bunny (bigger than a baby, but not full grown). I am getting tired of cleaning up his messes. But it is either me or the dogs....and if the dogs do it, then there will be dog vomit to clean up later. So it's me....I guess that makes me an accessory to the crimes.
This morning though, he left me something new to dispose of. I went into the garage, looked down at the mat and saw this...
"Great" I thought, "Another headless bird. It's my birthday, I don't want to clean this up."And then I looked closer....
Holy sh*t, the cat got a BAT. He killed a bat. Now there is no way I am cleaning that up. Hubby is home and it is HIS TURN this time.
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12 brave soul(s) wrote in the dust:
And a Happy Birthday to you, ma'am!
The cat just wanted to bring you a present. :D
Happy birthday! I guess you can figure that after finding the bat your birthday can only go uphill from there.
That's right - it's uphill from here on out baby! Maybe this birthday gift saved your neck! haha! Happy Birthday and thanks for the morning laugh!! ~Lee
Does a bat on your doorstep on your birthday mean you are turning batty? Hope you have a fantabulous day dear friend!
Happy Birthday!
So a batty gift from your feline, yuck! I suppose the idea that cats kills things and rather than eating them, they bring the score to their human friends to show how much the cat loves you just doesn't make this any better does it? I didn't think so.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I'd have to say the bat was the most unique gift I got today.
Holy Guacamole, Batman!, what a birthday present! I think I'd rather have flowers, candy, or even a blender!
Happy Birthday, hope you had a good one!
Hope you have a great birthday. Maybe you can go dancing and do the batoosey. Sorry, couldn't resist.
LOL! You would have to demonstrate the batoosey for me, I'm not much of a dancer.
The sad thing is this stupid rhyme that has been in my head ALL DAY:
My Cat
Put a Bat
On the Mat.
Look out Dr. Seuss!
Oh my goodness! I was reading the story thinking, yep, sounds like a cat I used to have. Then I got to the bottom and was shocked! That's the first time I've heard of a cat catching a bat! WOW! That's some kitty you've got there!
I still can't believe he got a bat. So far today,I haven't seen any casualties. But I haven't been down to the garage yet either.
Happy birthday, one day late. what I can see of your cat, it looks like one that I had until she died of old age last summer. He also brought in all sorts of yummy things he wanted to show off to us. Like your title, I did one titled My DH's girlfriend that got lots of hits too.
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